Misinformed, angry, coffee-addled ranting.
Are you an Utter Bastard?
Do you hate things for no reason?
Are you able to spew your fury into semi-coherent sentences?
Or are you simply looking to build a writing portfolio?
If you answered yes to any of those questions then you may be in luck. We’re looking for Guest Bastards to contribute to the site. Anyone is welcome and there are no restrictions as to what you can or cannot write about. The only criteria is that it’s well-written and hopefully amusing. That said, if you want to write about something political keep it light and accessible – we don’t have an agenda here, we just want to make people laugh.
This is a non-profit site at present so you will not receive any payment for your work, but you will retain the right to it and can include it in a portfolio should you so wish. You can write as many or as few times as you wish. We will retain an editorial position, so if for some reason we don’t feel your submission is quite up to scratch we’ll work with you to try and improve it.
Above all, this is a humour site so the whole process, including the writing of the articles should be enjoyable. If not; you’re doing it wrong.
If you’re interested, or would like more information, send an email to email@example.com.
FYI that’s a new email address. Messages sent to the old email address may not be received.